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Shred the gnar, not your dignity.
Been there, wiped out? We feel you. Newbie wakesurfers unite! This hilarious tee tackles the struggle that plagues us all: the mid-ride booty wedgie. "Don't pick yer butt 'til yer up" is more than just a saying, it's a way of life. This shirt isn't just funny (because let's face it, it is hilarious), it's a badge of honor for those who've embraced the epic fails and triumphed over the pre-pop wipeout.
This tee is perfect for:
- Wakesurf newbies (and their patient instructors): A lighthearted reminder to focus on the ride, not the wedgie.
- Seasoned shredders: Reminisce about the early days and share a laugh with fellow wakesurfers.
- Anyone who appreciates a good laugh (and a relatable struggle): Because let's be honest, who hasn't been there?
- Size up if you want an oversized look and feel!
Size Chart
Size Chart
BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH | |
S (inches) | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
M (inches) | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
L (inches) | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
XL (inches) | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
2XL (inches) | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH | |
S (cm) | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
M (cm) | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
L (cm) | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
XL (cm) | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
2XL (cm) | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |